| Track | Title | Duration | Plays | Rating | Votes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Just Got This Symphony Goin' | 4:09 | 5 | 4 | |
| 2 | Act One, Scene One | 5:01 | 5 | 2 | |
| 3 | F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. | 3:58 | 8 | 3 | |
| 4 | "You Got A Death Wish, Johnny Truant?" | 2:13 | 3 | 1 | |
| 5 | Mouths Like Sidewinder Missiles | 3:44 | 5 | 4 | |
| 6 | The Hol[ ]Y Tape... | 4:51 | 2 | 1 | |
| 7 | Laces Out, Dan! | 2:32 | 3 | 2 | |
| 8 | We Better Learn To Hotwire A Uterus | 2:11 | 2 | 0 | |
| 9 | Whacko Jacko Steals The Elephant Man's Bones | 4:51 | 3 | 1 | |
| 10 | Tom Waits | 3:03 | 2 | 1 | |
| 11 | Macaulay McCulkin | 8:06 | 3 | 3 |
